Dude Gets Lights Punched Out All The Way To Queer Street

Dude got knocked the fuck out! At first it looked a little like a purse-swinging contest, didn't it? But all of a sudden our man is cold-cocked into oblivion. I honestly did not see that coming.  Down goes Frazier!

Watch This Naked Italian Dude Get His Ass Knocked Out In The Middle Of A Square

Things are hardcore over in Italia, huh? I mean unless tossing your pants at someone is considered the ultimate indignity over there, I'm not exactly sure why this guy got cold-cocked. I know one thing though, I'm keepin' my drawers on if I ever get over there.

Watch Sergio Martinez Knock Sergiy Dzinziruk The Fuck Out Last Night In The 8th Round At Foxwoods

Second title defense for Martinez. Next up could be either Manny Pacquiao or Floyd Mayweather. Seems like this guy Martinez is a good dude, too. He heard about a local Connecticut girl who was being bullied at school and invited her to his press conference and to lunch. He sorta dedicated the fight to her. Whoever the bullies are better start runnin' now because this is one bad mother. One of the top pound-for-pound in the business. I wouldn't want to piss him off....

Outstanding One Punch Knockout

Little chubby here talks a good game, huh? That's the thing about trash talkers - they usually don't back it up too well. It's the silent ones that'll just knock you the fuck out. This dude listens for about a minute and then just drops the hammer. Keep trash talking tubby....

Best delayed reaction to a knockout I've seen in a while. Get this dude some smelling salts immediately!

This Guy Has A Great Left

Did not see that coming. Neither did she.

Dude Gets Knocked Out Cold By Friend (?)

Bob and weave my friend, bob and weave. You could tell this dude was aiming for behind the bag from the jump, right. He's got that little sly grin and gleam in his eye. I saw this comin' before it even started. The question is, why didn't our man holdin' the body bag see it? This shit was more predictable than a sunset. Come to think of, this WAS a sunset. Pay attention!

Be Careful What You Ask For

And please remember to put out that cigarette. Pay attention!