This Cow Thinks It's A Horse

Okay, so the obvious question is, What do you get when you milk this bitch - a milkshake? Unless you do, I say she'd look a whole lot better as a prime rib on my dinner plate. Why are we always fuckin' around with animals tryin' to get 'em to do shit that isn't natural? It's a fekkin' cow! Either milk that thing every mornin' for all she's worth or chop the shit out of it and get 500 lbs. of Grade A American beef. Lose the saddle, sister! Pay attention!

The Cowardly Bear