Cheerleader With Some Santorum Still Left In Her Pants

That's right, santorum.  Google it...

The Catch Was The Hard Part

FUNDAMENTALS you crazy coeds! See, everybody wants to do all the crazy, high-flying, wild stuff all the time but here's the deal: you gotta work on the fundamentals. Simple things like walking at first, then move up to walking and chewing gum, then skipping and maybe finally some running and jumping. Fundamentals first! Bang. Pay attention!

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

First of all, this chick realizes that these are not the strongest "catchers" that she could've recruited for this stunt, right? Especially the dude - not sure he has the stiffest wrist in the world, if you know what I mean. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) C'mon sister, next time get a couple of actual football players instead of the people that are cheering them on and can't take their eyes off their tight pants. Bang. Pay attention!

Hip, Hip, Hooray!