Check Out This Vampire - He Foreclosed On Wells Fargo - No, Really!

I dare you to take your eyes of this dude. But be careful, you might get "glammed." This guy started scaring the shit out of me the minute he opened his mouth and I got a look at those choppers. Until this very minute I thought all that shit that I saw on True Blood about how vampires are living among us was just a bunch of crap. Not anymore. They're here. And they can rip our hearts out and travel at the speed of light. How else would this guy know about some ancient law if he hasn't been alive for like 4,000 years? Be afraid. Be very afraid. (And stock up on silver bullets and crosses.)