Friday, January 21, 2011

Wrestler Accused Of Carrying Teammate Like A Six-Pack

KFSN
Buchanan High wrestler expelled in "Butt Drag" case

FRESNO, Calif. (KFSN) -- A Buchanan wrestler is officially expelled from school Wednesday after the Clovis Unified School District found Preston Hill guilty of "bullying" and sexually assaulting a fellow wrestler by using a legal move inappropriately...17-year-old Preston Hill looked calm and collected during his expulsion hearing Wednesday night. But for the second time in as many weeks the Buchanan senior and his family left Clovis Unified headquarters before a verdict came down...Preston Hill is accused of performing a wrestling move called "the butt drag" inappropriately during practice last summer. A video on YouTube shows a version of the move. It's when one wrestler grabs his opponent between the buttocks to turn him...

Okay, here's the deal, Speakeasies: Supposedly this kid stuck two fingers up the ass of his teammate and now he's trying to claim he was performing a "legal move."

Guess what? I blame the coach. That's right, the coach. All he had to do was take a quick sniff of the dude's fingers and we'd forever know, guilty or not guilty. Smell poop - guilty. Smell ass sweat - not guilty. C'mon coach, get in the game! Do a brother a solid and smell those digits! Bang. Pay attention!

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