Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

Levan Page

Croydon Guardian
Robber jailed after falling asleep with Purley victim's wallet
A robber was jailed after being caught slumped in a restaurant with his victims wallet still in his pocket. Levan Page, 22 and Ian Sullivan, 20, were both convicted of robbery at Croydon Crown Court in November. The pair attacked two men at a bus stop in Purley and then went on to a restaurant and got so drunk Sullivan fell asleep while his friends ran out on the bill. The owners called the police and when they arrived they searched Sullivan and found a wallet belonging to one of the men who had been robbed...Page and Sullivan both pleaded guilty to robbery and were jailed for a total of five years...