Well, that was awkward. First time I've ever seen the Coach at a loss for words. At least Rex didn't stick his foot in his mouth (pun intended). One thing's for sure - he's not DENYING it. C'mon Rex, come out of the closet and tell us all about how feet turn you on, about how you like to sniff 'em and nibble on 'em and massage 'em and rub your junk on 'em. Foot fetishists have been hiding in the closet (interestingly enough along with the shoes) for too long! Foot freaks - unite and demand some respect! Foot sex for everyone!!!
On another note, can Dr. Scholl and the Jets put all this aside and kick the Bears' ass this weekend (with their feet)? Stay tuned....
"Num, num, look at the foot on that guy."
"If I show you my belly will you show me your feet?"
I think I know why Rex digs chicks' feet - it's because when he looks down he can't see his own. Bang. Pay attention!
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